8/11/05
I am in a bathroom with my parents and several friends. In front of me is a short partition and a commode (that is sometimes a urinal). There is a party atmosphere, we are laughing and having a good time.
Someone starts explaining the rules of the game we are playing. To win, I have to pee on everything. This doesn't sound too difficult and I proceed without hesitation.
First I wet the floor and begin working upwards. There is a hollow space behind one of the walls and when I hit it it sounds musical. Rather than peeing in a stream, I modulate the flow and start sending short bursts which drum on the walls. Using the hollow space in the wall I am able to create tunes.
People are amazed by my skillful use of urine to create a decent tune. As I play on, everyone - including me - is splashed by the spray.
Eventually, I finish and we survey the wetness. Everything is dripping except for one small spot that I couldn't hit because it was behind the short partition in front of me.
Someone starts explaining the rules of the game we are playing. To win, I have to pee on everything. This doesn't sound too difficult and I proceed without hesitation.
First I wet the floor and begin working upwards. There is a hollow space behind one of the walls and when I hit it it sounds musical. Rather than peeing in a stream, I modulate the flow and start sending short bursts which drum on the walls. Using the hollow space in the wall I am able to create tunes.
People are amazed by my skillful use of urine to create a decent tune. As I play on, everyone - including me - is splashed by the spray.
Eventually, I finish and we survey the wetness. Everything is dripping except for one small spot that I couldn't hit because it was behind the short partition in front of me.
posted by GFK at 7:30 AM
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